Claudia's Cove

Title: A Steward's Heir
Rating: Adult
Pairing(s): Frodo/Faramir
Summary: All the women in Gondor are barren due to a curse from Mordor...it is discovered that male halflings can bear the seed of men...Denethor is desperate that Boromir and Faramir continue their line...
Warning(s): Unapologetic kink, AUness, extreme lack of adherence to canon, crazy plottishness, some possible triggers for non-con/dub-con, eventual mpreg, slave ficness
Warning in this chapter: Non-con for sure! Read at own risk!
A/N: FOR MOIT who has seen some of this in the past!

Previous chapters:
chapter 1
chapter 2
chapter 3

( A Steward's Heir, chapter 4 )

Title: Aftermath
Rating; PG13
Fandom: The Walking Dead
Pairing: none
Summary: 4 drabbles from 4 points of view, right after the ending to season 2, ep 7 (season ender)
A/N: For baranduin! I'm going to add to this with more POVs...

( Aftermath, rated PG13 )

I've seen this before, but I just saw it on jessriley's LJ and felt like posting it. :D

A Dog's Diary:

8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
12:00 PM - Lunch! My favorite thing!
1:00 PM - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
3:00 PM - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
5:00 PM - Milk bones! My favorite thing!
7:00 PM - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!



A Cat's Diary:

Day 983 of my captivity. My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects.

They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.

The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet.

Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a 'good little hunter' I am. Bastards.

There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of ‘allergies'. I must learn what this means and how to use it to my advantage.

Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs.

I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded.

The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicating with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now... Will keep you posted.

Title: Safe Spot
Pairing: Casey/Zeke
Rating: R for some sexual content and scary stuff
Summary: Zeke is an electrician, Casey is an aid to a child with special needs. Fate has other plans.
A/N: Warning for non-fluff? Hopefully that's enough. If you're super delicate, maybe don't read? I kind of don't want to give stuff away...
Also the omc, Nate, is based a lot on an autistic child I worked closely with for many years...

( Safe Spot, rated R )

WHY THE HECK NOT? It's Tuesday.

Title: Poison Heart
Pairing: Frodo/Aragorn, Frodo/OMC
Rating: varies, R
Summary: Dumped by his lover, a pregnant Frodo wants to off himself with rat poison, but something goes wrong.
A/N: Obviously WAY over the top AU. This chapter is dedicated to lilybaggins
Warnings: Mpreg, AUness, angstiness, Frood in trouble, Rangers!


( Poison Heart, part 1, rated R )

holy crap has it REALLY been this long since I updated/started this story!!!????

THIS CHAPTER IS FOR lovethosehobbit!!!! :)

Title: Arranged Marriage
Rating: varies (check each individual part)
Pairing: F/A
Summary: Frodo to be married to Aragorn? What could lead to this!
Warnings: AU, way AU, Frodo doesn’t even have the Ring, Aragorn is a bitter Ranger who dislikes hobbits…at first. Also, in this chapter? a wee bit of examination that is a bit non-connish and a wee bit of violence.

( Arranged Marriage, part 10, rated R )

"Morgana?"


"Yes?"


"It's Sophinisba's birthday!"

"I know that."

"You know what that means, right?"

"No, not exactly."

"Well, it means. . ."



Happy birthday, sophinisba!!!!

I hope you have a great day, and a great next weekend! Can't wait to see you later this year!

**hugs**

Title: The Citadel: Love's Hard Labor - Part 4 (Conclusion)
Rating: NC17
Pairing: Frodo/Faramir
Summary: AU of an AU. Yep. You read correctly. Let me explain: This particular story takes place in the same universe as The Citadel. If you’ve not read the original story and don’t want to bother, all you need know is that it's a crazy AU in which Frodo, Halbarad, Aragorn, and Faramir live together in a lodge in a mysterious village in Middle-earth with vague memories of dark paths in another time and place. However, this is sort of an AU of The Citadel.
Oh - and of course Stabler has to show up. :D
Warning: Lots of hurt/comfort! :D
A/N: Thank you, all of you who have read and commented. I SO very much appreciate it, considering I know it's a very limited flavor! ;) Oh, and this is dedicated to moit! Sorry it took so long, geesh, I am trying so hard to now follow through with stuff...

Previous parts:
Part 1
Part 2
Part 3

( Part 4, NC17, conclusion )

Good afternoon!

I hope you guys in path got through/are getting through the hurricane intact!

I have a question which I might repeat later if enough of you are off LJ because of power outages! :)

I would make this a poll, but eh...

Fandoms

What do you think are some major fandoms out there right now, either one that you're really into or one that friends on your flist are really into?

On my flist, I see:

1. LOTR (mostly gen fic or hurt/comfort, but occasional Frodo/Sam and interspecies and mpreg)
2. Lotrips (mostly Sean/Elijah, although sometimes other pairings mostly written by Moit :))
3. Supernatural
4. Merlin
5. Faculty
6. Sentinel
7. Dr. Who
8. Star Trek (movie)
9. Full Metal Alchemist
10. Battlestar Galactica

Am I missing any big fandoms? What are you most into right now? What are some "it" fandoms that you know about?

Title: Weary
Fandom: LOTR
Pairing: Frodo/Aragorn (completely implied)
Rating: PG
Warning: None
More old school on quest interspecies lurve! This could be a prequel to Night's Desire

( Weary, rated PG )

Title: Chicken Soup
Fandom: Merlin
Rating: G
Fluffy interaction between Merlin and Morgana.

( Chicken Soup, rated G )

Drabble #1: On the Road to Minas Tirith
Pairing: Frodo/Faramir
Rating: NC17
Warning: Non-con, dark

( On the Road to Minas Tirith, rated NC17 )

Title: The Citadel: Love's Hard Labor - Part 3
Rating: PG13
Pairing: Frodo/Faramir
Summary: AU of an AU. Yep. You read correctly. Let me explain: This particular story takes place in the same universe as The Citadel. If you’ve not read the original story and don’t want to bother, all you need know is that it's a crazy AU in which Frodo, Halbarad, Aragorn, and Faramir live together in a lodge in a mysterious village in Middle-earth with vague memories of dark paths in another time and place. However, this is sort of an AU of The Citadel. This will be end up being posted in about 3 or 4 parts. For moit (don't worry, the sexxxx will be back in the last part)
Oh - and of course Stabler has to show up. :D
Warning: None, really, just heavy-duty h/c! :))
A/N: Thank you, all of you who have read and commented. I so appreciate it, considering I know it's a very limited flavor! ;)

Part 1
Part 2

( The Citadel: Love's Hard Labor, PG13, 3/4 )

Title: The Citadel: Love's Hard Labor - Part 2
Rating: PG13
Pairing: Frodo/Faramir
Summary: AU of an AU. Yep. You read correctly. Let me explain: This particular story takes place in the same universe as The Citadel. If you’ve not read the original story and don’t want to bother, all you need know is that it's a crazy AU in which Frodo, Halbarad, Aragorn, and Faramir live together in a lodge in a mysterious village in Middle-earth with vague memories of dark paths in another time and place. However, this is sort of an AU of The Citadel. This will be end up being posted in about 3 or 4 parts. For moit
Oh - and of course Stabler has to show up. :D
Warning: a wee bit of violence and angst.

Previous parts:
Part 1

( The Citadel - Love's Hard Labor, Part 2, rated PG13 )

Title: A Different Mushroom
Word count: 200
Rating: G
Summary: While Frodo recovers in Rivendell, Sam discovers some mushrooms.
A/N: For rabidsamfan, who was a helpful librarian recently! :)

( A Different Mushroom, G )

Author: Claudia
Title: Unleash the Kittens
Prompt: Animals
Pairing: None (gen)
Rating: G
Word Count: 229
A/N: complete silliness

( Unleash the Kittens, rated G )

Author: Claudia
Title: Homesick
Prompt: Safe
Pairing: mild Frodo/Sam
Rating: G

( Homesick, rated G )

Okay, so janedavitt pointed this site out and I just had to share. Apparently this lady found some Weight Watchers recipes from the early 1970s and decided to share them with us all. So you click on this and just keep clicking along to read ALL about them. It's pretty horrifying, I have to say! :D

http://www.candyboots.com/wwcards/czarina.html


Okay, and then it just reminded me of this site, which I'm sure I've shared with you all in the past, but which never fails to crack me up, especially for those of us that read young adult novels in the 1980's...

http://judgingthebooks.blogspot.com/

And for you non-Faculty people...,



AND a repost of a gentle Too Long to Wait episode

( Too Long to Wait: Star of Love, rated G )

Because I can...

In response to moit's rarepairing challenge for Frodoay Flash Fiction, I wrote this...

( Gollum/Shelob, rated G )

Title: Too Long to Wait: In All the Kingdom
Rating: PG
Pairing: Frodo/Aragorn (mostly implied but some talk of sexual relations)
Summary: Sometimes Frodo and Aragorn long for things they can't have. This was a TLTW request from moit who wanted "I'd like to see some soft cuddly drabble in which Ellohir is ... maybe two? And he and Frodo fall asleep together on the sofa. And then Aragorn comes in and covers them with a blanket."
Warning: mpreg stuff discussed a bit, previous mpreg implied, you all know the universe...lol!

( Too Long to Wait: In All the Kingdom, PG, F/A )

Guys, I've been working REALLY hard on this for weeks and weeks and I finally, finally, finally have it finished (after finally working on it ALL morning/early afternoon today)!

May I present to you (*bows a little*):

Strange as News From Bree -- Claudia's Fan Fiction Archive

The thing that made this so difficult to bring together is that it turns out that every fic that I've ever written in all fandoms was not all in one place. There were fics that I had never added to LJ (stuff from before I had an LJ and was primarily on Yahoo lists), fics I was ashamed to add to my name (no longer -- I am shameless now!), fics from challenge communities that I had never reposted outside of the community, etc., etc.

Soooo....please take a look around my new abode if you like!

Title: Too Long to Wait: Menagerie
Pairing: Frodo/Aragorn (implied only)
Rating: G
Summary: Ellohir likes to bring home lost and hurt animals. Written for the "For Lorie" project for dear lorie945.
Warning: implied former mpreg

( Too Long to Wait - Menagerie, G, Frodo/Aragorn (implied) )

Title: Ten Lords Leaping
Rating: G
Summary: In the Undying Lands there is a strange sport…
Written for a waymeet challenge...

( Ten Lords Leaping, G )

Title: Healing Hands
Rating: G
Word Count: 700
Summary: Aragorn does what he can to ease Frodo's aching feet.

Written for a waymeet challenge!

( Healing Hands, G )