For Elwen

Dec. 23rd, 2016 08:42 pm
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Request: Elrond h/c (funny or serious)

Elrond looking sick at hearing Black Speech--Facepalm



“Where is Lord Elrond?” Frodo asked. He sat perched on a satin cushion at the table beside Gandalf. He had filled his plate with all sorts of Elvish delights, as well as one of the finest of Rivendell's wines, although only a few thousand years old.

“He is a bit,” Gandalf cleared his throat, “shall we say, indisposed at the moment. That hobbity meal your cousins cooked last night was a bit too much for an Elvish constitution, it seems.”

“Oh, dear,” Frodo sighed. “What a pity. I must go to him at once.”

He left his own food uneaten.

“How do you feel?” Frodo asked, wiping Elrond's brow. The lord of Rivendell lay twisted in silk bed sheets, groaning and clutching his stomach.

Elrond managed to open his eyes. “Nothing a bit of rest won't cure. Hobbit food – is it always so rich?”

“I rather thought Pippin toned it down. He served only three main dishes and two desserts. Normally –”

Elrond groaned again and clutched his belly. “Never again mention food to me.”

Frodo smiled and wiped the elf lord's brow again.

Date: 2016-12-24 02:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shirebound.livejournal.com
He served only three main dishes and two desserts.

Oh dear. Poor delicate elvish tummies!

Date: 2016-12-24 02:59 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] claudia603.livejournal.com
:D

Thank you!

Date: 2016-12-24 03:47 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] lbilover.livejournal.com
LOL!! That screencap goes with the story perfectly. You can almost hear him groaning, "Hobbits!" But he'll recover quickly with Frodo tending to him. :D

Date: 2016-12-25 02:35 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] claudia603.livejournal.com
hee! He just looked so pained...:D

Date: 2016-12-24 05:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] addie71.livejournal.com
Lol! Poor Elrond. He will certainly find Hobbits, at least their stomachs, even more resilient than he thought. :DD

Date: 2016-12-25 02:35 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] claudia603.livejournal.com
lol, those delicate Elvish stomachs! :D

Date: 2016-12-24 05:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] febobe.livejournal.com
OK, this cracked me up! Love it! :D

Date: 2016-12-25 02:56 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] claudia603.livejournal.com
LOL! Thanks!! :)

Date: 2016-12-24 11:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] elwenlj.livejournal.com
ROTFL! Thank you.

(And Elrond twisted in silk sheets? Be still my beating heart!)

Date: 2016-12-25 02:56 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] claudia603.livejournal.com
hee! I figured you'd appreciate poor Elrond tangled in silk sheets! :)
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