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[claudia603]

This is rilly grate so R&R k??111


Froodo the Hobbit gazed at Faramer's member, his rose-puckered mouth gaping open, tears filling his huge eyes.
"Please don't fuck me. Yur too big." "I shall have you, beautiful hafing!" Froodo screamed and then Sam rushed in with a cooking pan.
"Yay! yer here to help, Sam!" "Yeah, okay, whatever. fuck you, Frood. I like Farmer now!"
"Wat? You lied!!!" "I know," Sam said. "And now we're goign to kill you and suk your blood and then take the ring to Mirkwood."
Suddenly Leglas pranced in, waving his deliciously blond hair. "Frood, do u need help?"
"Yes, Sam is gone evil. So is Farmir."
Leglas danced to Frodoo and kissed him. "Does that make you better, my sweet lover of destiny?"
"Yes."
"Let's get maried. Will u have my babies?"
"Yes."
And Lego and Frod danced into the sunset togehterr.

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